Jeg faldt over et lille forholdsvist uskadeligt dokument fra en af mine veninder. Lad det blive læst som en iagtagelse af det feminine køn, rettere end reelle retningslinier og lad dem gerne blive forstået som en kontrast til de forhold der præger virkeligheden. [Tak til Sanna]
When she walks away from you mad
[ Follow her ]
When she stares at your mouth
[ Kiss her ]
When she pushes you or hits you
[ Grab her and don’t let go ]
When she starts cussing at you
[ Kiss her and tell her you love her ]
When she is quiet
[ Ask her what’s wrong ]
When she ignores you
[ Give her your attention ]
When she pulls away
[ Pull her back ]
When you see her at her worst
[ Tell her she is beautiful ]
When you see her start crying
[Just hold her and don’t say a word ]
When you see her walking
[ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ]
When she is scared
[ Protect her ]
When she lays her head on your shoulder
[ Tilt her head up and kiss her ]
When she steals your favourite hat
[ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night]
When she teases you
[ Tease her back and make her laugh ]
When she doesn’t answer for a long time
[ reassure her that everything is okay ]
When she looks at you with doubt
[ Back yourself up ]
When she says that she likes you
[ she really does more than you could understand ]
When she grabs at your hands
[ Hold hers and play with her fingers ]
When she bumps into you
[ bump into her back and make her laugh ]
When she tells you a secret
[ keep it safe and untold ]
When she looks at you in your eyes
[ don’t look away until she does ]
When she misses you
[ she is hurting inside ]
When you break her heart
[ the pain never really goes away ]
When she says its over
[ she still wants you to be hers ]
When she repost this bulletin
[ she wants you to read it ]
- Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything.
- When she’s mad hug her tight and don’t let go
- When she says she’s ok don’t believe it, talk with her
- Because 10 yrs later she’ll remember you
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
- Treat her like she’s all that matters to you.
- Tease her and let her tease you back.
- Stay up all night with her when she’s sick.
- Watch her favourite movie with her or her favourite show even if you think it’s stupid.
- Give her the world.
- Let her wear your clothes.
- When she’s bored and sad, hang out with her.
- Let her know she’s important.
- Kiss her in the pouring rain.
- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
“Whose ass am I kicking babe?”
You might want to correct the spelling in the bulletin. I never corrected them so… Well, guys can’t always think for themselves, you need guidelines honey.